Jeers to idiocy.
In response to waning interest in terror alerts the Department of Homeland Security wants to put TSA screeners in orange jumpsuits. “People won’t forget the alert scale then,” said DHS spokesman Arntu Ahfrayd. Asked if he was concerned it might send the wrong message Ahfrayd responded, “No, we’re going to add yellow smiley face patches. You know, like the ones at Walmart.”
Cheers to innovation. A Dupont representative says their newest fabric Vapidon would be perfect for DHS. “Vapidon has a slimming effect and no fly. It’s sooo hot body couture.”
