C & J for Tuesday January 9, 2007

Cheers to American ingenuity. Just in time for Bush’s State of the Surge address tomorrow Steaminpile Inc. heralds the Bushguard Supreme.

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Jeers to snail mail. Got a letter from my sister. In it she lamented her boyfriend and his selfish ways. At the bottom was a PS obviously written in another hand, “What a loser. Wanna make him disappear? Call 1-888-DHS-AWAY. We’ll take care of it.”